Chess 2: Physical Edition
A downloadable Game's Corporeal Form
When you revolutionize the world by creating Chess 2, the only logical next step is to ensure it has a way to maintain a corporeal form. It's 2025. Welcome to Chess 2: Physical Edition.
This game features much needed updates to Chess 1 and provides more actions the player can take, including:
| A NEW QUEEN | A king is allowed to take as many spouses as they please. Choose one of your pieces and designate it as a queen. The church disapproves of polygamy, so you must remove all of your bishops if you control two or more queens. |
| EVANGELIZE | Read some bible verses* out loud in order to evangelize to the board. After you’ve read enough to spread your dogma, you may replace up to 3 non-king pieces on the board with bishops.You do not need to control any or all of these pieces; the Lord moves in mysterious ways. *Please feel free to replace Bible Verses with another written piece that is significant to you, secular or otherwise. It’s up to you what dogma you wish to spread. |
| BATTLEFIELD PROMOTION | One of your pawns can ride a piece next to it like a horsey. You can move both of those pieces together as if they are knights. They cannot move past rooks while moving this way. |
| NUH UH | You can say “nuh uh” to one of your opponent’s moves. The opponent takes that move back and must move another piece. You cannot nuh uh two moves in a row, and you cannot nuh uh a nuh uh. You can only nuh uh a move that could be made in Chess 1. |
While you will still need a Chess 1 board to play the game (which you can find at a fine variety of retailers), this version of the game comes with an incredible series of custom Chess 2 pieces developed by Nathan Putz.
To Be Very Clear: This is a collection of .stl files so you can print your own pieces. When I say "Physical Edition" I do not mean I will mail you pieces in the mail. You will have to make the 'Physical' happen, I have simply made it possible for you.
This game was inspired by a conversation in My Brother My Brother and Me episode 489.
Purchase
In order to download this Game's Corporeal Form you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5 USD. You will get access to the following files:
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