Duel!

However this dispute started, it has moved beyond the point where it can be settled with civil words. It’s now time for direct action. While this game is designed to emulate a duel between wild west desperadoes or esteemed gentlemen with flintlocks, these rules can be abstracted for any direct confrontation between two people. Feel free to use it to determine the results of a dogfight between fighter jets, impassioned youngsters settling their differences with a children’s card game, or opposing politicians trying to sway the votes of a crowd. The goal of these rules is to abstract a conflict between equally-matched parties in a quick manner. With NERF guns.